I'm going to use spatchcocking as my new threat! It was such a ridiculous conversation that I couldn't believe he was serious! He's an educated man, why did he think salmon was vegetarian?!
We incidentally had a BBQ tonight which meant that I did the salad, the cous cous, brought everything outside and did the marinades, the sauces etc, he put chicken breasts and some halloumi on the BBQ and drank a beer while he cooked it yet HE cooked dinner so I have to wash up! I need more wine!
Times like that I'm actually thankful my fiance is a grown up toddler who can't cook anything to save his life (I have to talk him through making mash) so he does all the washing up